Explicit sex 3. Weird Movies. DIRECTED BY: Tinto Brass, Bob Guccione. FEATURING: Malcolm Mc. Dowell, Peter O’Toole, Helen Mirren, Teresa Ann Savoy, John Gielgud. PLOT: Caligula becomes the Emperor of Rome and lots of depravity happens; any resemblance to actual people, places, or events is entirely accidental. WHY IT WON’T MAKE THE LIST: On paper, Caligula sounds like a sure bet.

There are many bad movies that get honored here, and we even have a tag called “so bad it’s weird.” Caligula could theoretically qualify for the List of the Weirdest Movies Ever Made by that standard. Except that “bad” doesn’t describe Caligula so much as stupid. Nothing more need be said about this movie but “stupid.” Rocks are too smart to watch Caligula. COMMENTS: There is at least a hefty essay and maybe a book to be written about the story of how Caligula got made, although perhaps it would be more correct to say it got “executed.” The drama involved in the production is a thousand times more entertaining than anything that ended up on film. Pretty much everybody involved locked horns and stormed off the set to sue each other. Various creative forces within the production struggled to make it a historic Shakespearian opera, a cheap exploitation flick, a softcore porn epic, and a hardcore snuff porn transgression; the result was best summed up when one reviewer called it “a boondoggle of landmark proportions.”Some cultural context is helpful: the 1. Deep Throat had brought big- screen porn into a relatively acceptable light, and filmmakers were getting more daring in testing the boundaries of taste.

Caligula pisses on the very idea of taste, and if you dare to abuse your intellect by watching it, you will encounter several scenes where it literally does just that. Virus X Movie Watch Online there. Welcome to the Horny Roman Empire, with Caligula (Malcolm Mc. Dowell) romping with Drusilla (Teresa Ann Savoy), which seems to be harmless enough erotica until you learn they’re brother and sister. His uncle Emperor Tiberius (Peter O’Toole), summons him to discuss politics and witness his depraved orgies. Caligula assassinates Tiberius and assumes the throne, breaking all hell loose as he sinks into depravity. Caligula promotes Drusilla as his equal, convicts Marco (Guido Mannari) of treason in a kangaroo court and offs him, and marries Caesonia (Helen Mirren) because he can’t legally marry his sister.

Drusilla dies, Caesonia gets pregnant, Caligula wars with the Roman senate and declares himself a god, Caligula shows off his horse, the new senator Chaerea plots to assassinate Caligula and succeeds, and the movie ends, merciful heavens be praised. In the midst, background, foreground, and everyground of these shenanigans, naked people cavort in every depiction of hedonistic excess possible.

It kind of plays out like a Troma film with a bigger budget but fewer ideas and not a trace of a sense of humor. In fact, Malcolm Mc. Dowell’s presence in this film invites you to compare it to a signature scene of A Clockwork Orange; it’s exactly the kind of “ultraviolence” film the character Alex would be forced to watch during his brainwashing sessions. There’s rape, torture, bestiality, necrophilia, mutant people with four legs and butts on their bellies, silly over- the- top executions and mutilations, urination, defecation, and basically every perversion you could search for on the Internet. Most of this just flies by with no context or reason to exist.

Sometimes the camera just gets bored and focuses on somebody’s crotch, while irrelevant actors screech their dialog in hopes of getting it’s attention. Nobody in this movie even gave a thin damn about historical accuracy. Gintama Episode 1 Ryuanime more.

The sets are festooned with anachronisms such as a styrofoam hat shaped like a penis, worn by an extra just casually passing through the set while apparently waiting for a taxi. When it comes to erotic arthouse films, Caligula fails by every definition. The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover does a superior job of being a weird epic with erotic scenes, for just one example. There’s a dozen or so artsploitation films already in line on this site ahead of Caligula, and there’s only so many we need. In terms of history, just take into account that even the writings we have of the real life of Caligula (mostly Suetonius, writing 8.

In terms of pure kinky titillation, go watch The Story of O or Secretary or Belle De Jour instead. Don’t look for steamy thrills in Caligula, because nobody, not even serial killers apprehended with a freezer full of body parts, is this depraved. WHAT THE CRITICS SAY: “… as with a lot of bad would- be art, this cinematic oddity holds a truly bizarre fascination…”–Michale Dequina, The Movie Report (1.

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WHY IT WON’T MAKE THE LIST: On paper, Caligula sounds like a sure bet. Watch Krampus Unleashed HD 1080P. There are many bad movies that get honored here, and we even have a tag called “ so bad it. Sincere thanks to Irene for doing this. I’d been wandering aimlessly amongst the wealth of material there with no idea at all of how to begin selecting what to watch.

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