P6vcj34NiLOO7EQUbm3IEFUgZB.jpg' alt='Showtime Full The Stooge Online Free' title='Showtime Full The Stooge Online Free' />A catastrophic charity collapse. Two inquires that hit the buffers. Watch Contested Streets Online more. As a musical lampoons the fiasco. Watch The Dead Outside Online Free 2016. Will Kids Company Camila and her BBC stooge EVER face the music Instagram, Facebooks hotter, snootier subsidiary, may have a massive data breach on its hands. Virginias Board of Elections voted unanimously to decertify all of the states touchscreen voting machines, which are considered by cybersecurity experts to be. Hey, why cant I vote on comments Cracked only offers comment voting to subscribing members. Subscribers also have access to loads of hidden content. The-Raven-2012-Full-English-Movie-Watch-Online-Free.jpg' alt='Showtime Full The Stooge Online Free' title='Showtime Full The Stooge Online Free' />Yesterday, word started getting around that Cowboys receiver Lucky Whitehead had skipped a court date after being arrested for shoplifting at a Woodbridge, Va. You Dont Have To Be A Fucking Stooge. Yesterday, word started getting around that Cowboys receiver Lucky Whitehead had skipped a court date after being arrested for shoplifting at a Woodbridge, Va., convenience store. Shortly after that, Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett used his Stern Voice to tell reporters that the team was gathering information and considering cutting Whitehead. They apparently didnt gather much, because Whitehead was cut a few hours later despite having been nothing more than a victim of identity theft. If you cover the NFL for a living, your only response to this fiasco should be to heap scorn upon the Cowboys. Even if you cant get worked up about the naked hypocrisy necessary to hastily cut Whitehead while players with actual legal troubles remain on the teamits not exactly shocking that star players receive more slack than scrubsyou should at least be able to summon some righteous anger at the Cowboys shamelessness. What you should absolutely not do is help the Cowboys, who just took a players job while preaching about their moral standards through sheer force of negligence, and spin the story by uncritically passing along shit like this, which makes no sense unless read as actual public relations work for probably the scummiest team in North American sports or overt public performance of being a wised up reporter This explanation from the Cowboys amounts to them saying, Ah, you see, that reason we gave for cutting Whitehead is not actually the reason we cut him. In fact, there were many other reasons to cut himreasons weve read you, anointed reporter, in onand that final reason, the non existent one, was simply the last straw. If you are a professional reporter who is fed an explanation like that from a Cowboys source, the prudent thing to do is to use your platform to air out a historically shameless attempt at ass covering. Or just do nothing You can take the greasy wad of nonsense that was just handed to you and throw it in the garbage. Thanks, but no thanks, you can say, before getting back to tweeting inane training camp updates. There is no law demanding that you be a mouthpiece for a team that very clearly screwed up in an incredible way and is now scrambling to control the story of its screw up by talking about how the nobody who forced his way into the NFL by strength of will and had his dog kidnapped and was the victim of a bizarre identity theft scheme is actually the bad guy. If nothing else, have some fucking self respect. Correction This post originally included a tweet from Yahoo reporter Charles Robinson. It has been removed as it was sent before news of Whiteheads identity theft came out.